#ConanCon Highlight: Batman is sick of the perpetually rainy and depressing DC Universe; he'd rather have a seat at the Avengers' table.
Conan's assistant Sona is in dire need of a new car but thankfully Conan has offered to help her #ShopAllTheCars on Autotrader.
CONAN Highlight: The newly crowned UFC Heavyweight Champion Daniel Cormier returns to CONAN to celebrate his victory over Stipe Miocic and the CONAN UFC curse.
Steven's dad discovered some colorful images on page 30 of his son's Google Search results.
Spoiler alert: He lived.